fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

factorising:

beyonce could sneeze and it would make number 1

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

image


yup, that’s me!
one-turian-kind-of-woman:

wATEER

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself